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Saif's avatar

How about PUT YOUR WEIGHTS BACK AFTER YOU’RE DONE WITH THEM!

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stepfanie tyler's avatar

omg YES! that one is also infuriating 😂

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Madjack's avatar

And DID NOT sit at the machine and scroll through your IDIOTIC phone.

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Madjack's avatar

DO NOT.

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Banewok's avatar

Never thought too deeply on my compulsion to return my cart and any others nearby, but “A small refusal of chaos” is probably the best way to sum it up.

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stepfanie tyler's avatar

we must to our small part to maintain order 😇

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Madjack's avatar

Pick up trash when you can.

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Max Murphy's avatar

There is nothing but objective truth in this article. This is the canon take on shopping carts. Great writing as always!

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Ariane Goodwin's avatar

That aside, Stef, BRAVO! The cultural mirror you hold up for us casts a witty, wise, and wicked reflection.

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Ariane Goodwin's avatar

And then, there’s Salem, Oregon where grocery store management has a very different calculation: these are our carts that help you help us stay in business. As a gesture of appreciation, one of our baggers will walk your cart back to your car. We take responsibility for both our carts, and continuing to help you, our customer. You took the time to come here to shop instead of somewhere else. You strolled our aisles. You gave us your hard earned money. Thank you.

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Madjack's avatar

Turn signals. A simple act to allow others to know and understand your intentions. It is rude and thoughtless (and increases danger) to not use them

I often offer to take other peoples carts back for them as I go into the store. They frequently do not thank me. Inexplicable.

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Dylan Oxley's avatar

These are probably the same people who leave an empty toilet paper roll on the hook.

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Martin Brodsky's avatar

But what about the kid hired to go out and collect the carts? I might be an asshole, but I leave the cart out there for him. Not in the middle of a parking spot, but up on a landscaping island, and I don’t feel bad about it. When I worked clothing retail, I loved it when someone messed up the clothes bc it gave me something to do. I even asked one of the kids once about this and he said he liked having to go get the carts far afield bc it gave him something to do. It’s community service leaving the cart out of the corral lol

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stepfanie tyler's avatar

yikes

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Martin Brodsky's avatar

Haha. I’m a big believer in leave no trace in nature, but in “civilization” all bets are off

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Madjack's avatar

You, my friend, are an excellent rationalizer

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Adam's avatar

If a cart corral even exists. I’ve been to many places lately that don’t even have cart corrals.

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Michael Skeer's avatar

Brilliant! So here’s the thing: my natural inclination is to say “fuck it,” but I catch myself and invariably do the right thing, not just here but everywhere. I train with little things. But what does it say about me that I have to work at it? But I believe in the possible perfection of man. If I live long enough I will become if not a saint, a mensch. (This is why the elves of Lord of the Rings are so close to perfect— they have an eternity.)

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stepfanie tyler's avatar

so how did they get the cart and push it through the store?

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Max Murphy's avatar

ppl out here hating just to hate 😭

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stepfanie tyler's avatar

they looooove it, Max 🥰

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Max Murphy's avatar

they’re just jealous I took their dream job of CAO at WBT 😭

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stepfanie tyler's avatar

have you considered reading the thing you’re responding to before responding?

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stepfanie tyler's avatar

it's always gotta be made into a race thing when the person can't read or answer a simple, straightforward question.

always.

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Max Murphy's avatar

Omg Stepfanie you NEED to make a clapback compilation. You’re hilarious. I would clap for that

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stepfanie tyler's avatar

oh goodness, don't encourage me lol i just really hate when people engage in bad faith—why engage at all? (i mean i know why, BUT STILL)

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